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  • Tags: food ref

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  • shampoo:

    if you ever feel bad about yourself i want you to know that my catholic roommate once asked me what a pope was

    (via polite-homeslice)

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  • steamchampion:

    Nothing instills more panic than loosing control of a bouncy ball inside your house.

    (via polite-homeslice)

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  • imarriedcheese:

    abookwormcalledellie:

    thewafflemonster:

    You know how there’s a theory that no two people see a colour the exact same way.

    Does that mean colour is like

    a pigment of your imagination.

    YOU FUCKING DIDN’T

    Huehuehue

    (via mellowlioness)

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  • edviperisghey:

    charlesoberonn:

    For a friend who had troubles keeping track of the different sexual orientations. Sorry for not including all of them, I included the most common ones.

    The illustration for Poly, Bi and Omni are just examples, of course.

    HOLY SHIT THIS MAKES SO MUCH MORE SENSE

    I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR SOMETHING LIKE THIS THANK YOU

    ALSO I THINK THIS MEANS I’M POLYSEXUAL? I DON’T FUCKING KNOW WHATEVER M8

    (via holmes-sweet-holmes)

    Tags: sexuality ref <--to explain things to people

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  • i-ran-over-oprah:

thanks that’s exactly what i meant

    i-ran-over-oprah:

    thanks that’s exactly what i meant

    (via mellowlioness)

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  • blastortoise:

    it’s so weird that people are shaming Beyonce for being sexual during her performance when literally in the speech in flawless says “We teach girls that they cannot be sexual beings in the way that boys are." Like how do you miss the point that bad

    (Source: blastortoise-chan, via joshpeck)

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  • 2wentyonepilots:


my new favourite tweet

    2wentyonepilots:

    my new favourite tweet

    (via ecooli)

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  • blloooooo:

    omfg i did not fucking expect that

    (Source: tastefullyoffensive, via ecooli)

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  • If you’re ever worried that you fucked up real bad, just remember that there are over 2,500 reported cases of vacuum cleaner-induced genital trauma in the United States each year. 

    (Source: blue-collar-girl, via thecrimsonalchemist)

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  • snorlaxatives:

    snorlaxatives:

    i just watched this documentary for my pop culture and media class and it was all about women in advertising and effects of advertising on women and the objectification of women’s bodies it was really interesting 

    it’s called Killing Us Softly 4 here’s a link if you wanna watch it

    Tags: video watch later

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  • boneart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

    boneart:

    idonotneedthisrightnow:

    you are acute coffee pie

    you are narrow, scalding and irrational

    (Source: myheadisloud, via mattheuphonium)

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  • thatcorbincrow:

ARE THESE SKELETONS HOMO GAYS???? I DO NOT SEE A BONE TITTY I AM UNCOMFOTRABLE

    thatcorbincrow:

    ARE THESE SKELETONS HOMO GAYS???? I DO NOT SEE A BONE TITTY I AM UNCOMFOTRABLE

    (Source: dirtyacid, via uncle-eridan)

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  • parkermurdock:

    so are the “doesn’t leave marks” labels on stick deodorants blatant lies or are they tested on nudists

    (via sagihairius)

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